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My baby went viral when he was 8-days old. Not many people can say that. It’s a blessing and a curse. Obviously I wanted everyone to see how amazingly cute and perfect he was, so the perfect platform was to debut him on his daddy’s on air broadcast; but the anxiety behind the scenes that lead up to him going viral was out of this world.

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It was stressful enough going through 9-months of pregnancy and going through birth; but after all that is done our entire life had been changed forever. When we brought that little person home, nothing was ever going to be the same, and our family of two had to morph into a family of three and find our new ‘norm’. It was a crazy whirlwind of “now what do we do?” and “is that normal?” or “am I doing this right?” We were amazed that we could actually keep baby alive hour to hour because we had no idea what we were doing. Google became my  best friend. All the prep work and research I did during pregnancy went out the window and I suddenly acted like I had a frontal lobotomy. My brain was mush. I had no idea what I was doing. I was in survival mode.  IMG_1512

When Caden was 5-days old we had to do the Pinterest thing and get his newborn photos taken. Seems easy enough, right? Just feed baby, give him a bath, change him, pack him up, drive to the photographer; take an hour’s worth of photos, call it a day, wait a few weeks and get adorable family portraits and baby photos back, post photos on Facebook to show off your perfect new family of three and no one will know all the chaos, anxiety, and crying that lead up to it! I call bullshit on any newborn photoshoot. The perfect images you see are equivalent to wearing a blood diamond. It’s a nice end product, but you don’t want to know what went into getting there. I will tell you what goes into it. New parents have a 5-day old baby that is on no schedule. Baby does what they want, when they want, and the parents just have to go with it and run around like a bunch of lunatics to get baby ready. Stepping out of the door and getting into the car is a whole new ballgame when a baby is involved.

The car ride over, Caden cried the entire time & Aaron and I were arguing about how late we were, and how we were going to be late to everything the rest of our lives and how we need to plan better in the future and blah, blah, blah. The poor photographer had to put up with us being overly tired, exhausted, and mad. I literally told her to just take the baby and do what she needed. I didn’t care at that point. I told her to take the naked photos of baby, use her props, work her magic, so I could sit down and take a breather. Could I even sit down for 5-minutes? NO! Baby needed fed! At this point I just whipped out my boob for all to see, let baby nurse, gave him back to her, started crying, and stepped outside to pout. Yes, I took a mommy time-out. Yay hormones. So, why I dive into all of this is to set a precedence to what was needed to get Caden on-air ready.

We decided last minute to put Caden on-air. HAHA, I know, what the heck were we thinking? My mom had come into town at that point, so we had a 3rd adult with us, a real adult, who wasn’t sleep deprived and had her wits about her, so I felt confident with her help we could do it. We were able to feed and bathe baby, get him in the car, and drive him to the station.

(Side note: on our way there, the truck in front of me on the highway lost the couch on the truck-bed. A huge couch fell in front of my car, on the highway, with a newborn in the backseat. If that doesn’t give you a minor heart attack, I don’t know what does. Don’t worry, I came to a stop and swerved out of the way, but you can imagine the adrenaline I had pumping through me by the time we got to the station, I believe that adrenaline push is what allowed the on-air appearance to happen).

Aaron and I carefully planned the song and dance that was about to happen. He’d step on screen, I’d have baby off to the side, he’d motion to me to hand baby to him, he’d easily accept baby, do an entire weathercast, and hand baby to me if needed. Sounds simple enough right? Well what you see in the video below makes it all look like that, but what you don’t know is Aaron had never held a baby before, and was still VERY uncomfortable with Caden. So the very thought of me just handing an 8-day old baby over to him was a lot more difficult than one would think. I had to place baby in his arms so that he didn’t have to adjust him all while he seamlessly continued the weathercast without pause or any ‘um’s, ah’s or em’s’. I gave baby to him, (in my mind I was praying he didn’t drop him), when baby started to fuss, I took him back, and Aaron finished his weathercast. To the viewers it was great! To me, I was sweating bullets wondering how my boys were going to pull it off.

Thankfully next to the weather center there are soundproof editing booths that I ran into with the now screaming baby during the newscast. I don’t think the viewers heard, but I have no idea. I was just hoping it was all done successfully. I stayed in the soundproof booth for the rest of the show, lights off, boob out, nursing baby, and one-step away from wearing a strait jacket in a real padded booth.

By the next day, my baby went viral. The weather segment was featured as the ‘feel-good’ story in over 15 cities and was all over Facebook.

Baby went viral at 8-days old

The “what the heck did I get myself into” face

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